At least we can count on Max Mosley’s Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile to stand ever-ready to apply the riding crop of stern discipline to the quivering buttocks of slacking standards. Max’s minions have severely reprimanded the French world rallying champion Sébastien Loeb for the unpardonable sin of not having shaved or combed his disgracefully “tousled hair” before stepping on to the winners’ podium after the Mexican rally. Driving for three days in searing heat on treacherous mountain roads was no excuse for looking so “undignified and disheveled”. (The Guardian)
But good old Mosley sees nothing wrong with a bit of slap and right-wing tickle with prostitutes. It has to be assumed while he was being … er … entrapped, not a (pubic) hair was out of place.
